Edu teile, idikad

Täna oli tuisk, lumine orkaan.

Jõudsin marsajärjekorda 20 minutit enne marsat, enne mind oli juba ootamas üks väike tüdruk. Ta võis olla kuskil 10-12, värises.

Ootasime, rahvast kogunes. Enamus inimesi peale meid olid viiekümnendates tädid, kes aja edenes marsajuhti kirma hakkasid: "no kas ta ei või siis varem ette sõita, eriti sellise ilmaga?" Ei või jah, lund tuiskab, ta jääb KINNI. Kas teie lähete marsat lükkama? - ei lähe, jääge vait.

No igastahes, marsa tuli 4 minti varem ette, tegi ukse lahti ja... Julmalt trügiti minust (poh) ja sellest väiksest külmunust tüdrukust mööda. Tüdrukust, kes oli oma sinakate huultega silmanähtavalt läbi külmunud.

As my bullshit detector went off, läksin ja panin mingitele naistele õla ette, mille peale tahtis üks neist kriiskama hakata. Mu suht vihast nägu nähes muutus ta natuke ebalevaks.

"Laseme selle väikse tüdruku enne peale, EKS?"

Seda kuulsid ka need kaks inimest, kes meie ees sisse olid tuisanud. Üks tšikk, kes vist üldse esimesena peale hüppas - tal oli kõigest suht pohhui - istus maha ja hakkas kohe juukseid kammima ja meiki kohendama. Kohendamise all mõtlen ma kulmukoonutajaga (ma ei tea tõesti, kas see on selle instrumendi õige nimetus) kulme tegema. Ta tegi seda muide terve sõidu Tabasallu.

See teine, vanem naine, istus vaikselt marsa nurka. Kui ma talle marsasse jõudes otsa vaatasin, keeras ta pea alla ja hakkas kotist midagi otsima. Edu.


ANYWAY, ülikõva marsasõit oli lõpuks - tihti ikka marsaga külg ees saab mööda Tallinnat sõita?! :D

Loo moraal: jõulud on, oleme tähelepanelikumad ;)

Hea uudis ning vahelejäämine

Hea uudis siis see, et sain täna ühelt oma õppejõult maili. Ta ütleb, et 27 ja 28 november jäävad loengud ära! JESSS, ma mõtlesingi, et peaks neist poppi tegema.

Vahele jäin oma peakokale, kui ma Rimi kassast lahkusin kilekotitäie kiirnuudlite ja kastmetega, ebaõnn :D

Ei mäleta, kust selle rottisin, igastahes oli see ammu

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY!

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

Hihihihi

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine
A backward poet writes inverse
A mans home is his castle, in a manor of speaking
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before
Practice safe eating - always use condiments
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy
A hangover is the wrath of grapes
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red
When two egoists meet, it's an I for an I
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
In democracy your vote counts; in feudalism your count votes
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it
Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key
Every calendar's days are numbered
A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat
He had a photographic memory but it never developed
A plateau is a high form of flattery
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end
Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses
Acupuncture is a jab well done

Kampaania "Iga palga eest 2 plaati!"

Selle kuu saak:
Sigur Ros - Takk...
Radiohead - In Rainbows

In Rainbows on räigelt hea!

Halb

Pärast Mercury'd Ei kõlba enam normaalset veini juua! Mis ma küll peale hakkan? :(

HOLY SHIT: MARTYR COMPLEX!!! (snore)

Eysenck's Test Results

Extraversion (65%) moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity. Neuroticism (27%) low which suggests you are very relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic. Psychoticism (31%) moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly kind natured, trusting, and helpful at the expense of your own individual development (martyr complex).

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Igastahes, Lealt rottisin testiidee, samas ta rottis minult ühistranspordipostituse! TEMA ALUSTAS!!

Haha